Most of the tweets you’ll see on this site are funny because they’re attempting to be. My best friend’s tweets, however, are hilarious for a completely different reason. He only ever gets on Twitter to complain about, or directly to, a company. It’s for this reason that his Twitter timeline has become of the funniest Twitter timelines I’ve ever seen. It was too good not to share. This is honestly the modern day version of shaking your fist at something from the rocking chair on your porch.